Post by Sheva Das on Apr 22, 2009 13:10:34 GMT -5
Announcer: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S IMMORTAL PASSION VS. SONOFDEMETER! PLACE YOUR BETS, NOW, PEOPLE!
Element: Ha, who are you guys betting on?
Sheva: Ummm....Immo. She's so annoying she'll eventually wear Mattie down.
Mino: I'm betting on both of them!
Sheva, Element, and Cade:
Mino: What?
Cade: Never mind. I'll bet on...um...Mattie.
Announcer: THAT'S RIGHT, PEOPLE! GO ON AND BET BET BET!
Element: I'm not going to bet right away...
Sheva: Smart. Now when are they going to start?
Announcer: RIGHT NOW!
Crowd: *falls silent*
Immo: *sits down at computer on one side of arena*
Mattie: *sits down at computer on other side of arena*
Immo & Mattie: *look at screen* *glare at each other* *start typing furiously*
Announcer: IN CASE ANY OF YOU WERE WONDERING, SONOFDEMETER'S SCREEN HAD A MESSAGE FROM IMMORTAL PASSION SAYING HE WAS GAY AND ELIZABETH BATHORY WAS A FREAK, AND IMMORTAL PASSION'S SCREEN HAD A MESSAGE FROM SONOFDEMETER SAYING TWILIGHT SUCKED AND ROBERT PATTINSON SHOULD GO KILL HIMSELF. *mutters* Oh, I'm good. I'm good.
Sheva: *taps announcer on shoulder* Are you by any chance a son of Eris?
Mino: Shh! Look, the messages are coming up on that big screen!
Messages from Immo to Mattie and vice versa: *flash on big screen* *like in a movie theater*
((Note: Messages are written in bold. Regular dialogue is written in ...regular. All spelling/grammar mistakes are intentional and intended to give an added sense of authenticity.))
Immortal Passion says:
Hi, sonofdemeter.
It's funny how you think you know everything about Twilight, the best book there ever was. (sigh) but you're so wrong. I bet you haven't even read them. Ur face is stoopid.
~Remember Cedric Diggory~
Sonofdemeter says:
OMG I AM NOT GAY YOU ARE GAY
Immortal Passion says:
EDWARD IS NOT GAY! HE LOVES BELLA!
~Remember Cedric Diggory~
Sonofdemeter says:
I'M NOT GAY!!! I'M NOT GAY!!!
Immortal Passion says:
NEITHER IS EDWARD!
~Remember Cedric Diggory~
Sonofdemeter says:
I never said he was. But any way I think you are an idiot.
Immortal Passion says:
It's funny how you think I'm an idiot. (sigh) i'm actually a super genius. like Edward.
~Remember Cedric Diggory~
Sonofdemeter says:
OH YEAH? Well I am the top in my grade. I am unbeatable. I rule the school.
Immortal Passion says:
(sigh) so wrong.
~Remember Cedric Diggory~
Sonofdemeter says:
SHUT UP YOU WH*RE
Immortal Passion says:
Oh, now youve gone to far.
~Remember Cedric Diggory~
Sonofdemeter says:
Whatever. B*tch.
Immortal Passion says:
Yer face is ded.
~Remember Cedric Diggory~
Sonofdemeter says:
Haha you are very stupid.
Immortal Passion says:
NO, YOU ARE.
~Remember Cedric Diggory~
Sonofdemeter says:
You are the Twilight fan here. (Well I like Twilight too but I do not like to tell people that.)
Immortal Passion says:
YES, I AM A TWILIGHT FAN. YER FACE IS GONNA GET IT.
~Remember Cedric Diggory~
Sonofdemeter says:
No. shut up, b*tch.
Immortal Passion says:
yer face is dead.
~Remember Cedric Diggory~
Immo: *stands up* *runs over to where Mattie is sitting* *beats the crap out of him*
Crowd: *goes wild*
Mattie: Ow.
Immo: I SAID YER FACE IS GONNA GET IT! YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME! REMEMBER CEDRIC DIGGORY!
Mattie: Ow.
Immo: DIE, TWILIGHT HATER! *starts to kill Matt*
Announcer: OH, NO! WE CAN'T HAVE THAT! *blows whistle*
Guards: *grab Immo* *toss her back in computer chair* *stand in a tight circle around her*
Announcer: BETTER! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK...AFTER THE BREAK.
American Idol before-break music: *plays*
Crowd: *runs out to buy popcorn*
Sheva: WELL. That was really something. *smirks*
Element:
Cade: *falls over from laughing so hard*
Mino: *joins Cade on the floor in fits of laughter*
Element: OH, YEAH! I liked the part where Immo tried to kill Mattie! It's a shame she didn't succeed....
Sheva: *sigh* You said it. Well, I bribed the guards with a drachma. Next time she tries to kill him they won't do anything. *smirks again*
Mino: You've learned well...
Sheva: *rolls eyes*
Cade: HEY! Where are my lines?
Sheva: Sorry, here.
Cade: Right, thanks. *coughs*
*falls over laughing*
Oh, gods. That was hilarious!
Sheva, Mino, and Element: You said it.
Curtain: *drops*
Message: *flashes across screen* We'll be back as soon as Sheva has more free time to write! Bye!
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I don't expect any of you to get it. ;D
Element: Ha, who are you guys betting on?
Sheva: Ummm....Immo. She's so annoying she'll eventually wear Mattie down.
Mino: I'm betting on both of them!
Sheva, Element, and Cade:
Mino: What?
Cade: Never mind. I'll bet on...um...Mattie.
Announcer: THAT'S RIGHT, PEOPLE! GO ON AND BET BET BET!
Element: I'm not going to bet right away...
Sheva: Smart. Now when are they going to start?
Announcer: RIGHT NOW!
Crowd: *falls silent*
Immo: *sits down at computer on one side of arena*
Mattie: *sits down at computer on other side of arena*
Immo & Mattie: *look at screen* *glare at each other* *start typing furiously*
Announcer: IN CASE ANY OF YOU WERE WONDERING, SONOFDEMETER'S SCREEN HAD A MESSAGE FROM IMMORTAL PASSION SAYING HE WAS GAY AND ELIZABETH BATHORY WAS A FREAK, AND IMMORTAL PASSION'S SCREEN HAD A MESSAGE FROM SONOFDEMETER SAYING TWILIGHT SUCKED AND ROBERT PATTINSON SHOULD GO KILL HIMSELF. *mutters* Oh, I'm good. I'm good.
Sheva: *taps announcer on shoulder* Are you by any chance a son of Eris?
Mino: Shh! Look, the messages are coming up on that big screen!
Messages from Immo to Mattie and vice versa: *flash on big screen* *like in a movie theater*
((Note: Messages are written in bold. Regular dialogue is written in ...regular. All spelling/grammar mistakes are intentional and intended to give an added sense of authenticity.))
Immortal Passion says:
Hi, sonofdemeter.
It's funny how you think you know everything about Twilight, the best book there ever was. (sigh) but you're so wrong. I bet you haven't even read them. Ur face is stoopid.
~Remember Cedric Diggory~
Sonofdemeter says:
OMG I AM NOT GAY YOU ARE GAY
Immortal Passion says:
EDWARD IS NOT GAY! HE LOVES BELLA!
~Remember Cedric Diggory~
Sonofdemeter says:
I'M NOT GAY!!! I'M NOT GAY!!!
Immortal Passion says:
NEITHER IS EDWARD!
~Remember Cedric Diggory~
Sonofdemeter says:
I never said he was. But any way I think you are an idiot.
Immortal Passion says:
It's funny how you think I'm an idiot. (sigh) i'm actually a super genius. like Edward.
~Remember Cedric Diggory~
Sonofdemeter says:
OH YEAH? Well I am the top in my grade. I am unbeatable. I rule the school.
Immortal Passion says:
(sigh) so wrong.
~Remember Cedric Diggory~
Sonofdemeter says:
SHUT UP YOU WH*RE
Immortal Passion says:
Oh, now youve gone to far.
~Remember Cedric Diggory~
Sonofdemeter says:
Whatever. B*tch.
Immortal Passion says:
Yer face is ded.
~Remember Cedric Diggory~
Sonofdemeter says:
Haha you are very stupid.
Immortal Passion says:
NO, YOU ARE.
~Remember Cedric Diggory~
Sonofdemeter says:
You are the Twilight fan here. (Well I like Twilight too but I do not like to tell people that.)
Immortal Passion says:
YES, I AM A TWILIGHT FAN. YER FACE IS GONNA GET IT.
~Remember Cedric Diggory~
Sonofdemeter says:
No. shut up, b*tch.
Immortal Passion says:
yer face is dead.
~Remember Cedric Diggory~
Immo: *stands up* *runs over to where Mattie is sitting* *beats the crap out of him*
Crowd: *goes wild*
Mattie: Ow.
Immo: I SAID YER FACE IS GONNA GET IT! YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME! REMEMBER CEDRIC DIGGORY!
Mattie: Ow.
Immo: DIE, TWILIGHT HATER! *starts to kill Matt*
Announcer: OH, NO! WE CAN'T HAVE THAT! *blows whistle*
Guards: *grab Immo* *toss her back in computer chair* *stand in a tight circle around her*
Announcer: BETTER! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK...AFTER THE BREAK.
American Idol before-break music: *plays*
Crowd: *runs out to buy popcorn*
Sheva: WELL. That was really something. *smirks*
Element:
Cade: *falls over from laughing so hard*
Mino: *joins Cade on the floor in fits of laughter*
Element: OH, YEAH! I liked the part where Immo tried to kill Mattie! It's a shame she didn't succeed....
Sheva: *sigh* You said it. Well, I bribed the guards with a drachma. Next time she tries to kill him they won't do anything. *smirks again*
Mino: You've learned well...
Sheva: *rolls eyes*
Cade: HEY! Where are my lines?
Sheva: Sorry, here.
Cade: Right, thanks. *coughs*
*falls over laughing*
Oh, gods. That was hilarious!
Sheva, Mino, and Element: You said it.
Curtain: *drops*
Message: *flashes across screen* We'll be back as soon as Sheva has more free time to write! Bye!
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I don't expect any of you to get it. ;D