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Post by SisterGrimmErin on Jun 12, 2009 14:13:22 GMT -5
Athena opened her gift and screeched at Apollo. "How. Are. We. Even. Related!" "I thought it'd be good for you. Since you haven't got a cat," said the sun god with an almost-straight face. "You've insulted my honor," she told him. "Yeesh. Just because I give you a personal pleasure toy? The thing's first class! It was expensive too," said Apollo defensively. "The implication that I would actually use it is the insult!" stormed Athena. "Well, how else do you get your fun?" Apollo wanted to know. "By the application of knowledge!" "...Yeah, right. Tell that to Poseidon." "...What are you implying?" "Everyone knows you've had a crush on him for the last five thousand years. Here's the next best thing. You can imagine it's all real." Nearby, Poseidon turned to watch and choked back a laugh. Athena's face went absolutely livid with rage. "You will regret this insult, Son of Leto." "No stealing my lines!" called Hera from the other side of the room. "Yes, but he'll actually regret it. I can do a lot better than cow manure," shot back Athena, storming off without so much as a glance at her other presents. Zeus was shaking his head. "Boy, must you always be..." "Yes."
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Post by Ellen on Jun 12, 2009 14:16:13 GMT -5
...*LMAO*
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Post by Caramel Kryptonite on Jun 14, 2009 7:12:05 GMT -5
I moved this, is that okay? I thought Snippets, Spoilers, and Outtakes would be better. Anyways, I LOVE it. I'm a werido for thinking Athena/Poseidon would be cute, I know. But love/hate relationships are so much fun! I think he might freak out a little bit more though XP "Yes, but he'll actually regret it. I can do a lot better than cow manure," shot back Athena, storming off without so much as a glance at her other presents. No stealing my lines XD XD XD Zeus was shaking his head. "Boy, must you always be..." "Yes." LOL, Apollo is such a douche. Since you haven't got a cat. ;D Classic Erin
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